Receny research reveals another overlooked problem

[Mike Davis]

Recent reports reveal another endangered species:
http://www.theonion.com/articles/geolog ... cks,17341/
Excerpt:
RALEIGH, NC—A coalition of geologists are challenging the way we look at global stone reserves, claiming that, unless smarter methods of preservation are developed, mankind will eventually run out of rocks.

[Climate Realist]

This is far more worrying than CO2. If we run out of rocks then the whole earth will dissapear as our planet is quite literally made of rock. What could be the solution?? Import rock from other planets?? Rock n Trade??

Will this crisis cause Rock music to be banned?? I live in Margate, will Margate rock be affected??

Good find Mike.

A note to Questioner:-
Those who live in Greenhouses should not throw rocks!

[Mike Davis]

CR:
Talk to your local Rockologist and see if your Rocks are on the endangered rock list yet! There is always regurgitated imitation composite Margate rocks. However there is currently a black market in certified original Margate rocks and I recently sold off my collection for 200 a gram. If you could either provide certification of originality or ship a hundred weight here I can get a better premium for bulk.

[Climate Realist]

Here is an artists impression of what the world will look like with no rocks left in it:-

[Mike Davis]

An aerial photo of Las Vegas. Neat! I like the Nukacola sign and the Free fallout shelter pass!